And don't even ask why I'm not posting after work. After work, I'm going to be glued to a friend's tv.
Not a Joke
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
Not such a funny joke for the chicken.
Unless that chicken has planned her whole life to kill the humans that torture, maim, and kill her sisters.
Unless that chicken finally has the chance when she herself is headed for slaughter.
Henny pushed her emaciated body through the wire cages of the transport truck and fell to the side of the road as the truck slowed for a sharp turn.
She sat and waited until she sense the time was right, then began to cross the road.
Five seconds later, a bewildered driver slammed on his brakes, unsure if he was being punked or if he was just still drunk.
That day, there was a 60 car pile-up during rush hour on I30, ten chicken-eating humans were killed, and about forty were seriously injured. Not a bad day for Henny, who crossed the road quite safely, thank you very much.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
To kill a bunch of fucking humans, duh.
1 comment:
Haha!!! That was awesome!
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